Walking Along Minding My Own Business When....

I live in Idaho. A friend of mine brought back one of those advertisements they force on you while you are walking down the Las Vegas Strip, with the naked girls on them? You know which advertisements i mean.... Anyway, I am making it known that due to my live in girlfriend having another full time boyfriend, I am leaving this morning and headed to Vegas to have the time of my life with whoever I end up getting together with. I will be calling the number on the card and ordering her or someone else to my room as soon as I check in! I plan on spending everything I can pull off our credit cards and all the cash I'm bringing too! This may not be what every man would do, but I'm not every man.